guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

image

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

I lost my mind
trying to find yours.

-(via difficult)

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.