nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

If it was meant to last, it would have.

-Red (Orange Is The New Black)

(Source: psych-facts)

refreshes:

qloobs:

how do you spell the word that starts with an r that’s used for places where u get food

restaurant?..

welcome to tumblr everyone

collar:

why can’t we have sex through our computers

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana)